Remember the 80’s dolls The Cabbage Patch Kids? #ChildTrafficking

Back in the day, (80’s) when Jack was STILL A LAD,  the Cabbage Patch Kids were a BIG DEAL. Desperate mother’s rioting in order to get the latest Christmas toy for their little darling angles, A familiar scene today, but in 1982 when Cabbage Patch Kids first came out it was almost unheard of,  So as to make the most of the demands of Christmas ’84, toy makers released storybooks, cassettes & all the usual crap including the animated Christmas special which described the adventures of the Cabbage Patch Kids.
What they unveiled was a world of PURE INSANITY.

First of all, “Cabbage Patch Kids” is not a cute nickname — they grow from actual cabbages. Which is kinda fine — it’s understandable that the makers don’t want to have to begin their show with a woman in the throws of full labour & screaming her head off!! But it just keeps getting weirder from there — the magical cabbages are pollinated by mutant hybrid things called bunnybees, who drop crystals on them. As hybrids they pressumably result from a rabbit & a bee doing the horizontal tango..


The cabbage patch kids thus emerge into a world with no parents, orphans who are basically left to fend for themselves until they’re “adopted” (that is, until their doll is bought by some lucky kid whose own parents were willing to face the terror of the stampede to get one). And these kids really needed to be adopted quick, because unfortunately their little cabbage patch is in very close proximity to a gold mine owned by the evil Lavender McDade. Lavender is an entrepreneur with a brilliant business plan: kidnap the Cabbage Patch Kids and — get this — turn them into slaves. To mine the gold, obviously.

Lavender describes her plan in a song from the album (see vid)  “I’ve got to stop those Cabbage Kids from finding parents of their own I’m going to need some henchmen I can’t do it all alone ‘Cause there’s gold here in the valley and the kids cannot go free I need their little fingers to dig the gold for me.”

Urban Dictionary: devil’s cabbage

DEVIL’S CABBAGE is another term for the words CANNABIS, MARIJUANA, POT, WEED, HASH or whatever you wanna call it!

Eg.. “Your eyes are red, have you been smoking the devils cabbage?”

Add to that the MULTITUDE of reports of children being trafficked to work (slaves) in hash farms….  This is just a few examples




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